Here are some sloppy faeries who are becomming rather more common to see than in previous generations. These are the "Bad Table Manners Faeries" and they are as gross as they can be. If ever you sit next to one of these sucky slupping open mouthed eaters on a train or in a restaurant you have every right to smack them in their opened mouths...anything to teach this common lot some manners is okay. The best punishment for them is to sit them accross from each other and force them to put up with what you have to put up with. But they are a bit thick in the hide area and it may be a lost cause. Maybe some faery parents should have taught them the word "NO" rather than explaining the ins and outs of the rights of the child to them at age two!